Thursday, August 18, 2011

So bible believing republicans,when was the flying spaghetti monster supposed to come?

It's been 2000 years since his son Raptor Jesus went extinct for his sins and promised us he and his Father would cleanse the world of all evil.The sad part is he promised all this would happen in 1 generation of time away from him.A generation in their time equaling 40 years.In perspective maybe it was it right to kill that lying fraud who eventually would have started a rebellion in Isreal anyway.Oh and the Torah that Raptor Jesus believed in said the universe was only 4000 years old while modern ACTUAL science has proven it to be over 13.73 billion years old.(and don't you dare say it was symbolic,genesis also talks about "giants living on the earth" where the hell are the skeletons of those "giants" then geniuses?And don't even get me started on ALL the churches started by raptor Jesus and their earthly spawn.Pedophilia,Evangelicals(shudder),O… Dei,Mormons(who believe that raptor Jesus came and ate the native Americans for some reason),Jimmy Carter,Dubya,and Creationism(thats just damning evidence right there).So when will raptor Jesus come and prove once and for all he's the messiah,republicans?Come on now make my day.

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